Would you like some really terrible advice on your life problems?

@frogpond

Keep asking until you're permanently disabled.

I suppose you will visit me in the convalescent home even though I won't remember you or your visits.

@frogpond

No.

But make sure to put me in the will.

But that's what got me into this mess. I wanted to remove her from my will and she said " absolutely not" and I got punched in the nose.

@frogpond

Clearly this is a win - win situation.

WHAT? Maybe for you and her but remember I am in a convalescent home and don't remember any thing.......how is that a win for me?