*picturesquely folds laundry.

*seductively sweeps kitchen floor.

*captivatingly and slowly bends over to pick up dog toys.

*sexily trips over the dog and kerplunks onto ass.

Take that romance novel. I just did that.

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JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

Bexsy

@JoyfulSilence yeahhh, no lol
I'm more

JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

@Bexsy

Did she slip on popcorn butter?

Bexsy

@JoyfulSilence beginning of the carpet. I've done that.

I mean. I don't have the foggiest idea

JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

@Bexsy

Early last year I was falling down at home. But that is because I had an infected spine, I think. I still am wobbly.

justlooking2023 · 56-60, M

@JoyfulSilence If that table could talk.

JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

@justlooking2023

It would probably complain about all the dirty clothes it has to support.

But would like the clean, neatly folded stuff.

I bet that table is cold and gives her goose bumps. It is sweater weather.