*picturesquely folds laundry.

*seductively sweeps kitchen floor.

*captivatingly and slowly bends over to pick up dog toys.

*sexily trips over the dog and kerplunks onto ass.

Take that romance novel. I just did that.

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splendid · 41-45, M

Love your use of adverbs! Let me be first to volunteer to be your agent. In my crystal ball, I see a long succession of blockbusters penned by you!

Bexsy

@splendid if my clumsy self can survive being me

splendid · 41-45, M

@Bexsy I have great faith in you, and am cheering you on!