I went with my sisters and some of our Stripper Girlfriends last week. Yes, we let one Trophy Guy tag along ...lol
If you haven't been to Dan Savage's Hump PORN Film Festival yet, you don't know what you're missing!
They appear at select Theaters all over the US. I go to them every year and now Dan has had so much demand that he puts them on twice a year.
They are comprised of 24 five minute short Amateur clips submitted by random people from all over the world..
Hundreds of people submit clips to Dan for consideration and the 24 his team choose each time get paid plus there is audience voting for the top prize winners.
Here are Hump's Q & A for the curious...
I've never been to HUMP! before...can you tell me more about it? HUMP! is the world's best indie erotic film fest – it’s adult entertainment by real people for real people. Every year, hot, creative, and kinky bite-sized shorts (no film is longer than 5 minutes) are submitted by creators from around the world, and the HUMP! Jury selects the best of the best to create joyful, sex-positive, and inclusive feature-length lineups.
What kind of films are shown at HUMP!? HUMP! showcases short, DIY, sex-positive porn and erotica. The films are made by people who celebrate their kinks, bodies, genders, and desires with honesty and creativity. You’ll see a wide range of sexualities, body types, relationship dynamics, and cinematic styles. Some are funny, some are romantic, some are strange—and many are surprisingly moving.
So...I'm going to watch adult films in a theater full of strangers? These aren't your typical adult films! HUMP! takes pride in celebrating all body types, shapes, ages, colors, sexualities, genders, kinks, and fetishes, and these insanely creative, independently-made shorts often redefine the adult genre. You'll see things you'd never see sitting at home, and you'll immediately find yourself cheering, clapping, and laughing along with the crowd!
Who makes HUMP! films? Anyone can submit a film to HUMP!—and we mean anyone. Submissions come from everyday people across the globe: couples, singles, queers, kinksters, artists, filmmakers, and first-timers alike. Most have never made a porn film before. What they share is a desire to celebrate authentic, joyful, and radically inclusive sexuality.
Is this just porn in a theater? Yes! But also no. HUMP! is a communal, one-of-a-kind, hoot-and-holler film festival experience where the audience laughs, gasps, cheers, and gets turned on together. Think of it as sexy, weird, heartfelt, and creative homemade porn with a cheering squad.
Are the films censored or edited? Nope. These are uncensored, explicit, honest depictions of real sex. That’s the point. We don’t blur, cut, or crop. And we never require performers to meet traditional porn standards—what you see is exactly what the filmmaker intended
What makes HUMP! different from other adult film festivals? HUMP! is radically inclusive and body-positive, focusing on authenticity over polish. We celebrate diversity across the spectrum of gender, sexuality, age, race, and body type. HUMP! isn’t about turning you on in a conventional sense (though it might!). It’s about celebrating sex, identity, and creative expression in all their messy, wonderful glory.
How are the winning films chosen? You do the voting! At the end of the screening, audience members vote for their favorite films. Voting categories include Best Sex, Best Kink, Best Humor, Most Creative, & Best in Show. HUMP! awards $10,000 in cash prizes to the winning films and all filmmakers who make it into the festival get a percentage of every ticket sold!
Can I submit a film? Yes! We accept short films (under 5 minutes) that celebrate sexuality in fun, diverse, and daring ways. We welcome submissions from all experience levels—whether you’re a seasoned filmmaker or a curious newbie with a phone and a fantasy. Check our submissions page for deadlines and guidelines.
Here are the HONORABLE MENTIONS I voted for last week...
'OPEN MIC NIGHT'
CUMRAGS - SHORT VERSION
HOW TO MAKE A VASE
SOVEREIGN TOOL
PAINGASM
Here are my TOP TWO!...
2) OUTTA CUNTROLL 2 Girls (1 was Shemale) fuck Troll Dollies, some manufactured with genitals ...OMG!
1) DEUS EX COCKINA OMFG ...and I mean 'God' litterally! They saved the best one for last!
Two Christian friends just get out of Church. The LGBTQ+ Preachers Sermon made them especially horny so they want to fuck but are experiencing spiritual guilt about it. They decide to pray and ask God what they should do. God tells them in majestic voice ..."You can do anything except penis vagina intercourse."
(Because that is the only thing that is really 'Sex', right? ...wink wink ...lol)
Not quite sure what God means by that, they begin to try a variety of sexual activities and each time asking God if this one is OK. So he starts to eat her out and then says to God ..."Is this OK?" and God says "Yes, definitely that is OK!"
Then she begins to suck on his cock deep throat, stops after a minute and says ..."God, is this OK?" And God says "Yes! that is 100% OK!"
So they keep on going and doing many sexual things to each other with God every time urging them on and approval each even more perverted sexual act.
The Parody here is the thinking that only Penis in Vagina is forbidden Sex by God and that everything else is completely acceptable to God. I TOTALLY LOVED THIS PORN!
I actually believe this is true in the 2nd Dispensation 'New Testament Bible', and now that we are newly under the Todays Testament Bible' 3rd Dispensation, even Penis in Vagina Sex is OK with God between all who are not married. In fact, all sexual activities have been approved now by God and Christians are no longer living under the New Testament Dispensation of Sin.
Anyway, we had so much fun and I pray that you will be able to attend one of Dan Savage's Hump PORN Film Festivals one day!
I LOVE YOU!
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