The only place I can post this (NSFW big time)

Man, I don’t know where else I could post this without it being appropriate and getting flagged. But I quit watching porn several months ago, and one of the best things about it is that I’ve begun having nocturnal emissions again. The first few were a bit disappointing, as they involved porn. But the one I just had did not! It involved a female acquaintance. Have you ever heard of a “professional cuddler?” If not, Google it and you’ll quickly figure out what it is. So this wet dream involved my personal professional cuddler, whom I plan on seeing in a few weeks. We both happened to be in a cigar lounge. We were just cuddling, and then that cuddling turned into kissing and making out, and then that turned into some nipple sucking. Then she asked me what I wanted her to wear, so I asked her to wear her lingerie and she happily and enthusiastically did. Then she started bouncing on me, then I started touching her breasts, and then I jizzed and woke up.

It was so nice. A sexual dream that didn’t involve porn. Just a relatively realistic, yet still fantastical, scenario that involved a real person I know. If I keep having these pretty frequently, I never have a reason to watch porn again!