Share a naughty story that’s funny or wholesome. I’ll go first.

Once upon a time, during Covid times, our son in middle school had a final chair test for a grade, but it was online/at home and one of the keys or valves to his horn was completely stuck. Looked up online how to get it unstuck and it said something about water-based lube, don’t use mineral-based oil etc… didn’t have much time before he was supposed to play and he was freaking out…
Wife and I looked at each other and smirked. We’d recently bought Swiss Navy lube on Amazon to experiment with uhm… butt stuff because it was during the lock down and we were bored.
“I have an idea,” I said and took his horn into the bedroom, closed the door, unscrewed the valve and used the lube on it. Sure enough, it worked! Told my son I just had to unscrew it and wiggle it. He’ll never know there was butt lube used on his band instrument!