What’s better than sex❌👩‍🔬🔬: I’m making a celibacy list.

@Darksideinthenight2 maybe youve never known love

@GoFish cute

@Lostpoet 😬

@Gibbon True. lol

@Lostpoet Haven't we all experienced that

AHHH

Moment?

@LILY61 Chocolate is good but not better than sex.

@Lostpoet when you are celibate or on your period or just broke up with someone...YES it is

@LILY61 I’ve never had a period I’m sorry if someone broke up with you.

@Lostpoet I'm a born again virgin mister

@AbsolutelyFabulous

Jump in my car
I wanna take you home
Mmm, jump in my car
It's too far to walk on your own


(No thank you sir) Ah c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
(No thank you sir) Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
(I know your game) How can you say that, we only just met
(You're all the same) She's got me there, but I'll get her yet
(I got you then) No you didn't, I was catching my breath
And look it's starting to rain and baby you'll catch your death
(Well, I don't know) Ah come on, it costs nothing to try
And you'll arrive home nice and dry

@SirNedKelly 😁

@BuzzedLightyear You mean like squats and lunges?

@Lostpoet

@beermeplease Definitely counts but I don’t think it’s better.