Sink bath............embarrassing childhood

Well last time I had one of those was when I was 8!
Not through poverty but because I'd been out playing and was covered in dirt.
I snuck into the garage and put my togs in the tub and then had a sink bath and then slunk back into the house before my mom caught my like that.

She did but just laughed and her joke was "What happened to you, a magic trick back fired on you and your clothes disappeared?"