I Am Not Pregnant I Am Just Fat

My ex and I went to vegas once. By then that short latina had gained over 20 pounds from working at a bakery. Norita was struggling to fit in her clothes now and being scantily clad in the Vegas heat her new jiggly tummy was on display for me and everyone else.

While walking the strip with my girls belly proudly bared and bouncing over her waistband in front we were approached by two women.

They were dressed as showgirls and we paid a little tip to take our pictures.

One girl asked, "so are you guys here for vacation?"

I jokingly said to get married and both of these girls started rubbing Nora's pot belly congratulating her on being pregnant and joking that I was a bad boy for waiting this long. My girl just smiled and said "Nono, I'm just fat!"

Then it was showgirls turn to blush.