I Love Pretending To Be Extremely Pregnant

so today I'm pretending with my realistic belly on and guess what! I went outside!!!!!!! I went onto my porch and sat on the chair rubbing my belly, then a crazy idea popped into my head, "I should walk from wear I'm sitting to the other side of my house" so after a minuet of rubbing I stood up and walked on the sidewalk to the other side of my house. It was amazing! I felt like I was an actual pregnant woman! Thankfully I live in neighborhood thats full of old people because no one was outside and it was still early in the morning. I might do it again, maybe even do it twice! (The green shirt and tiny shorts is not what I'm wearing though, I'm wearing what I wore before)