If your son declares “I sometimes felt like you loved the dog more than me”

Could you not cry? Is there any acceptable explanation to help dig you out of your very deep hole.

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HeteroDox · 36-40, F

well the dog got all the best school clothes... you ever worn doggie handmedowns? seriously scarring stuff

MrPoppins · M

@HeteroDox or, (wait for it...) ‘handmeowdowns’?!!

Sorry, that was dreadful. I will go back into my dog house.