How many dads have never changed a nappy

Count my ex.

All the good ones are up to their elbows in the nappies and everything else that needs to be done. That’s been true for several decades now... And I feel very sorry for dads older than that, who missed out on most of what’s real and important in that messy, amazing, overwhelming and magical stage of life.

I'd guess only the shit ones🤷‍♂️