Do you think stabbing myself in the lower back will relieve the pain?

Reminds me of the Maine Yankee who punched out a second story window when placing his ladder on the house, so he moved it, and punched out another one, and even a third, so then he was so pissed off, he went around the house and punched out all the rest with his ladder, then stood back, shook his fist at the house, and said, "Now break, damn ye."