What are the points of the super cheeky bikini bottoms? I mean really?

To show off, they ain't for swimming

Then as moms we need to teach them to add some more material.

I'm glad I don't have a daughter...

When a parent sets limits for the size of their child's swimsuits, and the child chooses to ignore those limits and show more skin, they are asking for a spanking in an ass-backward way. Willful disobedience should be punished lest they think they can do it again.

My 16 year old son got to see things on the Italian beach that where extremely cheeky (and more). I just had to roll with it and pretend it was no big deal. My wife was a little panicky. I wonder if those fashions will make it to the States.

they catch my eye

Yah, decidedly not for kids.