TEENAGE Daughters Underwear

is so tiny it wraps around the impeller in our washing machines - and she won't put her things in a laundry bag or wash them by hand. I think I must take a pair of scissors and cut up every pair that does not meet minimal size standards. I am sick of having to take apart the machine and having the water flood out to repair the damage she is causing to the machines.

I can not be the ONLY parent that has to deal with an idiot teenage daughter and teeny tiny excuses for underpants that destroy washing machines - these excuses for underwear should be made illegal.

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pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M

Yes when they do brilliant stuff like think it is cool to wear super tiny underpants - I am not sure they can be called underpants more like dental floss - I keep saying "Some LUCKY guy" is going to get stuck with one of these - and I poor pity the fool that does. Thing is we have really good looking girls - and it teaches a man a lesson that no matter how good looking they are - it is NOT worth putting up with them. I LOVE my Wife don't get me wrong but our girls try my patience BIG time.... You should have seen what was left of the two pairs of these things that wrapped themselves around my pump impeller. I should have taken pictures and posted this to face book just to embarrass the hell out of her. As it is I will raise the issue in front of their grandmothers next time at dinner so we can all make the point that them doing what they want has consequences for the rest of us... Let me tell you if I or my Wife screwed up our Mother's washing machines - we would sure hear about it all right... I keep two front loaders in our home - so we can get through the laundry in half the time. I keep another front loading washing machine and dryer in my walk in storage locker at my Yacht Club so when we are down at the boat we can do our laundry there and not have to haul it back and forth to home to process - this saves us a lot of effort and it is THIS machine my Darling Daughter attacked with out mercy with her excuse underwear that does not actually cover any of her ass.