Why do men age like milk?

I seen this comment about women, but from what I seen, it applies to A LOT of men. I recently ran across a guy I had a crush on in high school and I’m glad he wasn’t into me back then because now he looks mid 30’s and has a receding hairline. 💀 Dad bods don’t do it for me either. I don’t see what’s attractive about being over weight.

Now cue the comments calling me an A-hole