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Last week my middle sister stopped by…

Sometimes if I have something to toss, she will take it and carry it to a dump near her home. So she came by and took a couple of bags.
I had a candy bar placed on my kitchen table and after she left I noticed it was gone. Thinking back I remembered hearing her say, "I’m taking this; you don’t need it."

I texted her, asking if she took my candy bar. She called me saying, "Just saving you from yourself." I complained, "But, it’s sugar free ! That was my dessert for tonight, I was kinda looking forward to it."

She cursed, said "Stay tuned," and hung up.

She texted me a couple of hours later, saying, "Answer your door."

I went downstairs. She had DoorDashed to me a box of the candy bars, which I accepted from the delivery man.
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uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Reminds me of a story I heard about Prince. Now Prince was famous for hyper-focusing on his music and he expected everyone else to do the same, no meal breaks or anything.

So one day, his engineer comes in and places a PayDay candy bar on the mixing board. All through the session, he's dreaming of the time he can have that snack.

The time comes and he enters the control room...the candy bar has vanished.

"B-but my PayDay..." the engineer said.

Prince laughed and said "No man, that's not till next Thursday!"