Dad joke my dad told me

My dad told me this yesterday

Dad: did you hear about the actress that stabbed her boyfriend?

Me: Oh my God! Who?

Dad: you know the blonde…Reese something

Me: Witherspoon?!

Dad: No. With her knife.

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BeefySenpie · M

He should become a comedian

Sharon1 · 31-35, F

@BeefySenpie he is in his own mind 🤦‍♀️

Pretzel · 61-69, M

@BeefySenpie as Groucho said "he belongs on a stage - and there's one leaving in 10 minutes - he should be on it"

chrisCA · M

@Pretzel I like that. 😅