No cranberry sauce

So i have everything set up and ready to start cooking.
My boy looks over the food. He seems happy then his smile fades
Daddy where is the cranberry sauce
Sorry buddy i didn't get any. I didn't think you guys liked it.
But dad isn't that like a Thanksgiving day law you have to have it. I don't want you to go to jail.
I have cranberry juice
Ok that should work.

Kids say the craziest thing.