Reminds me of many Decades ago as a College Student.
It's 3 am, I'm with 3 friends in a grungy 24 Hour Diner.
We are all tired, cram studying, drinking coffee and all Very Stoned.
Two BIG Rugged Bikers walk in to sit at the counter. The Larger one is Completely Shiny Bald, (probably shaved).
My friend, the notoriously stupider of the 3 looked up at them and exclaimed Without Thinking and Loud as Hell,
"Guys! It's ONION HEAD!"
We all immediately start sliding under our table!
This rough looking dude turned and stared at us long haired skinny college geeks with a really mean/angry scowl,
We're thinking, " 💭 OMFG! We Are DEAD! 💭 "
then, thank gawd, he starts Laughing His Ass Off!
As does the Waitress and his friend!
The Waitress who obviously knew them both fairly well asked him, "Are you ready to order yet Onion Head?" More laughing is heard, we Might Live!
An hour later, after the Bikers Rumbled off and we go to leave, the Waitress says,
"Mr. Onion Head paid for you all's coffee!"
Turns out they were both well paid Mississippi River Tugboat Captains on their way to work and not really scary Hells Angels type Bikers at all!
