Family Quacks.

Me (with number 1 son.) Tidy, no nonsense, clean beaked.
"Always have Immaculate feathers and never be mean."

Mister Drake Puddleduck. Dapper, beyond handsome, eye for the ladies.
"You look like you know how to have a good time!"

Mister James Tod. Wily, debonaire, notorious villain.
"Baby ducklings are most satisfying when dangled from the ceiling."