You're happilyremarried. You're the ex.

Even though my ex and I have a pretty good relationship if I was remarried I doubt she would call.

I'd much rather give myself papercuts to my eyeballs and squeeze lemonjuice in them.

I know people who separated amicably who are on good terms with their exes. I've never asked but I don't think they would object.

But I also know people who I thought would be together for ever who divorced and now won't even mention each other's name.

She is the mother of my children. I don't have any thoughts on this one way or the other.

I was hoping I’d get a happy birthday message from my ex…
But in the grand scheme of things, probably better that I didn’t

They're blocked

I don't want to hear jack shit from my exes.