Went to McDonald's so I could eat for the first time in 24 hours

I could afford one burger.

A worker walked out and said, "Who wants smoothies?" A customer must have left them, so they were giving them out for free.

The youngest, healthiest adult in the whole restaurant shouted, "Me!!!" and he got both. 😂 Forget the guys standing around in mud covered work clothes who are clearly sweaty and tired and probably underpaid. Forget the elderly people around. And the parents trying to feed their children. Enjoy your smoothies, Kid.

I ended up asking for a small water anyway so I'm good.