A good way to prepare yourself for parenthood is to practice talking to a wall because it has the exact same listening skills...

🌱 Lungs: A famous case involved a man in Massachusetts who had a pea seed lodge in his lung. Because the lung has moisture and air, the seed actually began to sprout before being surgically removed.

🌱 Nasal passages: In some reports, seeds or grains lodged in the nose of children have swollen or sprouted slightly due to moisture, but these are extremely rare.

oh and get a cat and give them instructions!