Have you ever looked at yourself in a mirror and thought:"No way a baby fits through there"

Mine fit through...pushing them out is actually the easiest part.

I’ve always thought it was an uphill battle for a guy to try to impress a woman who has given birth with the size of his equipment. I mean really…

Its not uncommon to tear.

It stretches. Better when younger than older.

I can't say I ever have. 🤢

Hmmm...what if it's a black mirror to a parallel dimension and an alternate version of yourself appears? 🤔

Like pushing a bowling ball through a keyhole.

I thought we come in a kit form ?

Definitely 😂😂 it ain’t gonna happen

Ive heard women say that

Yes

IKEA

When I was young yes sure. But I work in healthcare and see some unusual and amazing things so I'm pretty used to being in awe of what the human body can do.

Haha, yep, I look at mine and think, "thank goodness one never will". 😌

Don't believe what they tell you. Babies come from Amazon 👀

I adore my son.

Glad he’s here.

But birth is a lot.

I don’t get people with impregnating fetishes at all.

I haven’t pushed one out. I had csections and a vaginosis birth still scares me 🤣