I was going to say gay. Because that is factual

Amazing 🤩

my husband, 2 out of three

Of those four characteristics,you'd score a "yes" on a couple of them,wouldn't you Ned??

A man with a fat enough wallet to pay a housekeeper

Gay?

Unicorn

Unicorn 🦄

The guy I follow on Instagram for cleaning advice- I still put it off. Because I feel like a day off should be spent having fun.

idk i forgot his name ..

Haven't been born yet.

Single

Sir Les Patterson?

A romance novel character?

Chicken lips

Naive and easily exploited.