You need help getting out of the bush you landed in, when you fell out of the waterslide, trying to be cool for the kids.

Things that used to be fun stop being enjoyable.
"We don't stop having fun when we get older ....
We get old when we stop having fun."

You'd rather do a crossword than dive between the sheets

you experience the cognitive decline that comes with old age."

(At least it has with me.)

....what was I saying?😷

You only go to the mailbox once a week for fear of falling.
You don't listen to music on the radio anymore because you can't stand what's being played.
You shake your head at sitcom's that use stupid as a form of funny