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AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
Write their name w pee
@AthrillatheHunt that's how I found out my ex was cheating on me. came home from shopping and his name was written in pee on the patio. it was his secretary's hand writing

cherokeepatti · 70-79, F Best Comment
Circle around a parking lot 15 times trying to find the closest parking space.
meggie · F
@cherokeepatti my boyfriend does that. It drives me nuts. I'd understand if he drove a sexy car unlike the old banger he drives.
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti Guilty 😜
TexChik · F
Be a father!
Nimbus · M
@TexChik Exactly :)
SumKindaMunster · 56-60, M
Father a child
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Become a father. 🤣
Nimbus · M
@Royricky09 True! :)
Nimbus · M
@NeddyKelly So many too! ;)
AngelaR80 · 46-50, F
Nimbus · M
@AngelaR80 For sure!
GoFish ·
give women babies
Nimbus · M
@GoFish They're good at that ;)
GoFish ·
@Nimbus yeah some are lol
CurrentName · 51-55, M
BillyMack · 46-50, M
Sperm donor
put gas in the car
@Nimbus whenever it needs it
cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
@saragoodtimes paying for it especially
@cherokeepatti he's the earner so he pays for everything
a condom tester,
Nimbus · M
@jackrabbit10 Whatever they say, that's a stand up job ;)
Helicopter Penis..not that I've done research 👀

I... I've heard tell about it though😼
@DancingStarGoddess yell. when you go pee outside, good way to get all the pee out, sling it in a clock ways spin, hope your feet don't leave the ground,
Nimbus · M
@DancingStarGoddess I believe you ;)
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
smoke cigarettes in muslim community in hyderabad. men also don't do that bleh
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
President of the United States.
Nimbus · M
@FloorGenAdm lol, Kamala proved that!
are we talking about a paying job you get money for doing,

a job like fixing your roof, changing a tire, mowing your lawn
Nimbus · M
@jackrabbit10 For sure ;)
peterlee · M
Have a kidney stone caught in the penis.
Nimbus · M
@peterlee Oh my!
I can only guess.
Luckily I haven't had any more in about 20 years or more.
peterlee · M
@Nimbus Drink loads and loads of water. My doctor said hers was brought on by coffee.
Nimbus · M
@peterlee Yep, cranberry juice also.
I never drink coffee.
Ontheroad · M
Pee standing up and actually (but not necessarily), hit the target.
Nimbus · M
@Ontheroad No arguments there ;)
@Ontheroad I can pee standing up... Idk about hitting the target though 🙈
Ontheroad · M
Notice how short the list is?🤣
Nimbus · M
@Ontheroad Unfortunately accurate ;)
Ball sniffer and scratcher
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Nimbus · M
@Ontheroad It does seem we have sunk to that level ;)
Ontheroad · M
@Nimbus never rose above? Nah, couldn't be🤣
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Nimbus · M
@StygianKohlrabi Oh yea, they still exist ;)
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@DancingStarGoddess I can see we're on the same page
meggie · F
Fart without lifting their leg
meggie · F
@peterlee well we don't do it at the dinner table
meggie · F
@Nimbus if you pull the choke out you may get it going
meggie · F
@meggie you must have a dog!!!
Pretend to.be a tripod
Thodsis · 51-55, M
I'd imagine that being a male stripper is a job that only men can do.

The 'final reveal' shouldn't involve empty prosecco bottles being thrown in disappointment....
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Well, if you are looking for excellence in football that does apply ;)
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Annoy women and they don't even have to try...
@Justmeraeagain well bless your heart,
Nimbus · M
@Justmeraeagain Oooops! ;)
BlueVeins · 26-30
@jackrabbit10 Telemarketer

 
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