when a child tries touching me after they don’t take advantage of their 10 minutes of allotted affection time

Exactly! No kiddo germs.

Bubblegum flavored pepper spray is a must-buy.

10 min is diabolical. Make it 5!

👉 and runs....

I need to teach these kids the “I’m not touching you!” game.. 👀🥤 cuz if u throw ur possum at them that might be a funny over reaction..