I don’t know how to say this so I’m just gonna come right out with it

@Prettybratbi1tch plenty of dads are shorter than their kids

@ShepherdBard yeah but all my friends got their dad's height so I knew I had to be adopted

@ShepherdBard wait you admit you're short???!

@Prettybratbi1tch maybe it just means you’re tall 😒

@ShepherdBard yeah but you and mama are both short

@Prettybratbi1tch I’m considered very tall in some cultures

@ShepherdBard not in ours papa

@Prettybratbi1tch I know daughter 😒

@ShepherdBard can I have some money now?

@Prettybratbi1tch I’m all out

@ShepherdBard well I need stuff

@Prettybratbi1tch like what? 🙄

@ShepherdBard food

@Prettybratbi1tch we have food in the fridge

@ShepherdBard I'm going to eat it all so you need to get more

@Prettybratbi1tch are these outbursts because of the adoption thing?

@ShepherdBard what outbursts? 🤔

@Prettybratbi1tch you saying you’re going to eat all the food just so I have to buy you more.

@ShepherdBard yes

@Prettybratbi1tch well I’m sorry. It was hard to find the right time and place to tell you

@ShepherdBard give me money and I'll forgive you

@Prettybratbi1tch I’m short on cash

@ShepherdBard then I'll be mad until you give me some

@Prettybratbi1tch im sorry you feel that way

@ShepherdBard I'm about to start breaking things