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JestAJester · 31-35, M
Not really a comeback but whenever someone says "I'll be right back" I always respond with "Are you threatening me?" or if someone comments on someone else being short I reply with "Shes not short shes just . . . closer to hell." Got a great response from that yesterday from my manager, made my night lol. She couldn't believe I said that. At work whenever someone is like "I'm leaving" and I respond with either "you promise?" or shout "yay!" and start jumping for joy. They usually rebuttal back with "You jackass."