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Top signs that someone in your family may be a Satanist:
1) They have posters of KISS and Ozzy Osbourne on their bedroom walls
2) They give their friends the metal horns salute
3) They dress in black on sunny days
4) ...But they are seldom seen in sunlight
5) They have tattoos and piercings (marks of the devil)
6) They do everything in threes to mock God
7) They vote for Democrats
8) If they are guys, their gf's are feminists and witches
9) If they are girls, their bf's are musicians or goths
10) Your cats and dogs hide under the sofa if they visit
6) They go out at full moon and come back all mud and gore, wearing different clothes...
6) If they are homeowners, they have a "pet" named Ben locked in the basement
6) Their phone number begins with 666
1) They have posters of KISS and Ozzy Osbourne on their bedroom walls
2) They give their friends the metal horns salute
3) They dress in black on sunny days
4) ...But they are seldom seen in sunlight
5) They have tattoos and piercings (marks of the devil)
6) They do everything in threes to mock God
7) They vote for Democrats
8) If they are guys, their gf's are feminists and witches
9) If they are girls, their bf's are musicians or goths
10) Your cats and dogs hide under the sofa if they visit
6) They go out at full moon and come back all mud and gore, wearing different clothes...
6) If they are homeowners, they have a "pet" named Ben locked in the basement
6) Their phone number begins with 666
