Funny thing my mom said yesterday

Mom: It's not that I don't want to buy dinner for you and your sisters, I just can't afford it. I didn't plan ahead before ending up with this many kids

Me: You know, condoms are cheaper than kids

Mom:Yeah, but they're not as fun

Me: oh, you're one of those

Mom: uhm... Well... Shut up!




Turns out my mom's a "come hoar" 😅