Not all parents deserve the title

For one, I'm glad I no longer have to deal with my mother. I'm thinking of this since she called to talk at me, as she usually does whenever she calls. She is what you would call a know-it-all that knows... well, next to nothing. If she thinks 2+2=2, then that is now fact. If she knows how the job market is for job hunters, she's right (in spite of not working or seeking a job in over 10 years). If she tells you what to do, then you must do it.

Nah. She gave birth to me, but she's as motherly as a starving tiger.