saragoodtimes · F			
		
		and men, stop wearing condoms once she's pregnant or the baby will come out wearing a raincoat. they'll think it's raining seeing those rubbers
			
			
			
			
			
		
			plungesponge · 41-45, M			
		
		Was this the researcher?

			
			
			
			
			
		
			Shipwrecked · 46-50, M			
		
		I still grimace... when confronted with greens.😖
			
			
			
			
			
		
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		@Shipwrecked it's funny, my son now loves greens, but when he was a toddler he would say "I'm not eating that it has green in it"
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Shipwrecked · 46-50, M			
		
		@SW-User My son loves them too... He used to catch the waitstaff at restaurants off guard... when he would order a salad.😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
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		@Shipwrecked lol, that's funny
			
			
			
			
			
		
			eMortal · M			
		
		I wonder what happens if you drink a martini or …😁
			
			
			
			
			
		
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		@eMortal probably not a good idea
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Spoiledbrat · F			
		
		I actually can't have greens but still funny. 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			cherokeepatti · 61-69, F			
		
		My daughter would start hiccuping after I drank a Dr Pepper….no other drink did that to her.
			
			
			
			
			
		
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		@cherokeepatti that's very cute💕
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Spoiledbrat · F			
		
		Greens are awesome
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Spoiledbrat · F			
		
		😛
			
			
			
			
			
		
			littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M			
		
		Glad I got some carrots and i don't have a wife yet. 😌
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F			
		
		omg but greens are good… babies have no taste
			
			
			
			
			
		what happens when mom sneaks a cig
			
			
			
			
			
		
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		@lovelywarpedlemon baby ends up being too small
			
			
			
			
			
		
			HoeBag · 46-50, F			
		
		@lovelywarpedlemon They end up like me.
			
			
			
			
			
		@SW-User sorry. i was spitting some bad humor. it's cute to know about the carrots though.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M			
		
		Did you eat those things when you was pregnant
			
			
			
			
			
		
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		@Bklynbadboy12 yes, I'm sure I did
			
			
			
			
			
		
			HoeBag · 46-50, F			
		
		Not always. As soon as I could talk, I said, "Mom, what the hell were those carrots about? I didn't want no god damn carrots, I wanted chocolate and pepsi!" 
Somebody trying to feed my diabetic lifestyle with carrots NO, ain't having it. 😡
			
			
			
			
			
		Somebody trying to feed my diabetic lifestyle with carrots NO, ain't having it. 😡
			Justenjoyit · 61-69, M			
		
		Was that carrots or peen 🤔
			
			
			
			
			
		
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