Studies have found that babies smile in the womb when mom eats carrots 🥕🥕🥕

and men, stop wearing condoms once she's pregnant or the baby will come out wearing a raincoat. they'll think it's raining seeing those rubbers

Was this the researcher?

Not always. As soon as I could talk, I said, "Mom, what the hell were those carrots about? I didn't want no god damn carrots, I wanted chocolate and pepsi!"

Somebody trying to feed my diabetic lifestyle with carrots NO, ain't having it. 😡

My daughter would start hiccuping after I drank a Dr Pepper….no other drink did that to her.

I still grimace... when confronted with greens.😖

what happens when mom sneaks a cig

Did you eat those things when you was pregnant

I wonder what happens if you drink a martini or …😁

Glad I got some carrots and i don't have a wife yet. 😌

I actually can't have greens but still funny. 😂

omg but greens are good… babies have no taste

Greens are awesome

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Was that carrots or peen 🤔