saragoodtimes · F
and men, stop wearing condoms once she's pregnant or the baby will come out wearing a raincoat. they'll think it's raining seeing those rubbers
plungesponge · 41-45, M
Was this the researcher?


Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
I still grimace... when confronted with greens.😖

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@Shipwrecked it's funny, my son now loves greens, but when he was a toddler he would say "I'm not eating that it has green in it"
Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
@SW-User My son loves them too... He used to catch the waitstaff at restaurants off guard... when he would order a salad.😂

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@Shipwrecked lol, that's funny
eMortal · M
I wonder what happens if you drink a martini or …😁

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@eMortal probably not a good idea
Spoiledbrat · F
I actually can't have greens but still funny. 😂
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
My daughter would start hiccuping after I drank a Dr Pepper….no other drink did that to her.

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@cherokeepatti that's very cute💕
Spoiledbrat · F
Greens are awesome
Spoiledbrat · F
😛
littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M
Glad I got some carrots and i don't have a wife yet. 😌
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
omg but greens are good… babies have no taste
what happens when mom sneaks a cig

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@lovelywarpedlemon baby ends up being too small
Punches · 46-50, F
@lovelywarpedlemon They end up like me.
@SW-User sorry. i was spitting some bad humor. it's cute to know about the carrots though.
Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M
Did you eat those things when you was pregnant

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@Bklynbadboy12 yes, I'm sure I did
Punches · 46-50, F
Not always. As soon as I could talk, I said, "Mom, what the hell were those carrots about? I didn't want no god damn carrots, I wanted chocolate and pepsi!"
Somebody trying to feed my diabetic lifestyle with carrots NO, ain't having it. 😡
Somebody trying to feed my diabetic lifestyle with carrots NO, ain't having it. 😡
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Was that carrots or peen 🤔

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