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No sense in stressing something that's already happened
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Pfth. I went dildo shopping with mine before I was even old enough. And I've gone with all 3 of my sisters and my mom several times after that.
I don't care wether or not they know what toys I have, neither do they. Everyone has needs 🤷♀️
I don't care wether or not they know what toys I have, neither do they. Everyone has needs 🤷♀️
SarahB · 36-40, F
Lol. I’m sure that got his imagination going.
antonioioio · 70-79, M
@SarahB that would get get anyone's imagination going 🤩
ExperienceDLT · M
Did you have the Bloodhound gangs "the bad touch" song playing at the time if so that makes it even more awkward
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ExperienceDLT · M
@hiddenpearl was you snuggling the mammal stuffed toy?
hiddenpearl · F
ew what? @ExperienceDLT
ExperienceDLT · M
@hiddenpearl ill take that to be a no on that question 😁
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
Same happened to me before. I was like OMG!
hiddenpearl · F
are you gay @SlightlyBelowAverageJoe
SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe
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Classified · M
If you keep pretending, the awkward feeling should fade away, I think. 😅
hiddenpearl · F
@Classified thats what im hoping
Classified · M
@hiddenpearl I'm expecting it will or that there will be sometimes a cringe moment when you remember it.
It happens.. it's not a big deal.. unless it's like two feet long 🤣
ExperienceDLT · M
@Onestarlitnight damn whats that the
T-Rex 2000 super long edition dildo
T-Rex 2000 super long edition dildo
hiddenpearl · F
@Onestarlitnight funny
@hiddenpearl
At least you're not the local news reporter giving her monolog from home because of covid while your penis shaped dildo is sitting on the bookcase behind you! 🤣🤣
At least you're not the local news reporter giving her monolog from home because of covid while your penis shaped dildo is sitting on the bookcase behind you! 🤣🤣
Pfuzylogic · M
He needs to get in the habit of knocking on your door before entering that way you can organize before letting him in.
hiddenpearl · F
it was under the blanket but I looked for the key under the blanket infront of him lol@Pfuzylogic
Pfuzylogic · M
@hiddenpearl
So it took some real effort to get your butt in deep embarrassment!
I am not sure if there is a solution for persistence. 😇
So it took some real effort to get your butt in deep embarrassment!
I am not sure if there is a solution for persistence. 😇
Elizabeth28 · TVIP
@hiddenpearl next time put a door sign and mention u need alone time
SW-User
Oh dang.
Shite. Yeah just pretend nothing happened. lol
Shite. Yeah just pretend nothing happened. lol
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
Omg 😂
hiddenpearl · F
how would you feel? or do?@DeluxedEdition
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@hiddenpearl one time I walked in on my grandpa watching porn. I just left and took a mental note to never enter without knocking first. He was so embarrassed
It is what it is. 😂 he knows he does weird stuff too behind closed doors (ur brother)
It is what it is. 😂 he knows he does weird stuff too behind closed doors (ur brother)
Oh noooo 😂
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Maid???? How would you feel about being my sugar mama? Lol
hiddenpearl · F
rather die @zerofuks2give
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@hiddenpearl thanks for the laugh 😂
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Don't worry your brother is probably enjoying himself more than you lol
romell · 51-55, M
Would feel awkward sure but nothing to feel guilty about
exchrist · 31-35
I have one too i leave it on the dresser alot no one seems to notice
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
It happens
deadgerbil · 26-30
😂
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
That's kinda hot. Was it a penis dildo or smooth bore?