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Watching cartoons for 15+ hours a day is scientifically proven to reduce the risk of all disease and illness known to mankind

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dirge

🤔 I feel like it'd drop my (already very low) risk of STDs to zero or lower.

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@dirge that's the idea!

dirge

@caPnAhab so there are two types of cartoon viewers, those who choose a proud and pure life of celibacy and chastity and those who have it cruelly thrust upon them?

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@dirge but don't rule out preventing heart disease. That's a third