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Maybe instead of dating boys I want to just make things, do plant stuff and make my ass rounder

I realise I say this every week and then I get lonely (horny) lolololol
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Nigel00 · 41-45, M Best Comment
Posts like this are usually by a guy pretending to be female online
caccoon · 36-40
@Nigel00 you've got me, Nigel
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@caccoon Yep.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Nigel00 in fact you're such a super sleuth, I recommend changing your name from Nigel, to Detective Dipshit, Private Dick for Hire.
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@basilfawlty89 WHat's the matter bud? Did I put some spotlight on some of your activities? Jog on
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Nigel00 yes, I'm really caccoon. In fact, all of us are really caccoon. There are no other users except you and alts of caccoon.
caccoon · 36-40
@basilfawlty89 he is me too. I just wanted attention 🤣
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@basilfawlty89 No, you misunderstood that. I mean, did you not like my comment because you're one of those who pretends to be a female online? try to keep up bud .
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@caccoon Aw, is he one of your online boyfriends.
caccoon · 36-40
@Nigel00 yes. Would you like to apply?
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Nigel00 nope, I'm actually an 18 year woman pretending to be a 33 year old front-end developer with OCD. True story.
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@caccoon Nah
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@basilfawlty89 Was that your attempt at being witty? You should be on stage with that humour.

not really
caccoon · 36-40
@Nigel00 you're a sassy little thing, aren't you?
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@caccoon You trying to seduce me?
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Nigel00 no, it's my attempt to make out with you, big boy 🍆🍑😚
caccoon · 36-40
@basilfawlty89 hey, we can't both have him!!
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@basilfawlty89 No thanks bud !! I'm not a batty man
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@caccoon we can share, I'll grab my strap on, you use your apparent pen0r and we spit roast him!
caccoon · 36-40
@Nigel00 yeah, but I don't need to since you're already rubbing your dick all over my inbox
caccoon · 36-40
@basilfawlty89 hopefully he can unhinge his jaw 😌
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@caccoon Sure I am. Actually that was me asking you why you picked my comment as best answer, and you know it. Just check the messages.. but you likely already have .
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@caccoon No flirty messages were sent to you from me, ya fucking looper. Why don't you and your boyfriend go bum each other,
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@Nigel00 I'm his girlfriend clearly, first up! And how does one bum eachother?
caccoon · 36-40
@basilfawlty89 you can put your bum inside mine
Nigel00 · 41-45, M
@basilfawlty89 I'm leaving this comment section. So the ladyboy and her boyfriend can shag each other.