Ten things that would need to happen for me to be in an ideal solitary home life
1. Hot water
2. NO windows in the living room so that a 100 inch smart TV could be there so I could stream in style
3. A vibrating leather recliner with cup holders and a state of the art ashtray where the cigarettes could be extinguished without an ounce of effort or concentration.
4. One of those robots that will clean the place up and do the laundry, plus it would be programmed to talk with me about movies and books, but it would never talk me into doing anything crazy.
5. Little robot cats that would incinerate all the mice in less than 2 minutes, then I could return the robot kittens and get free burgers, pizzas and coke for 10 years.
6. A smart car that I could without a driver's licence get around in
7. I'd find a special kind of drug that would allow me to experience a 24 hour period as stretched out as long as i'm reading so I could read at least one long novel per day. And there'd still be 24 hours perceived that is for binging videos and answering questions here.
8. There'd be a special song that would always put me into a deep coma style sleep where I'd be dreaming so life like stuff it would be an entirely different sort of life where i'd be some kind of James Bond kind of person, or a ghost hunter with those eye wear that makes everything green.
9. A huge jacuzzi installed that would cure within a week all aches and pains
10. Paying of the bills would be reversed and they'd be paying me that amount I would have been paying them.
2. NO windows in the living room so that a 100 inch smart TV could be there so I could stream in style
3. A vibrating leather recliner with cup holders and a state of the art ashtray where the cigarettes could be extinguished without an ounce of effort or concentration.
4. One of those robots that will clean the place up and do the laundry, plus it would be programmed to talk with me about movies and books, but it would never talk me into doing anything crazy.
5. Little robot cats that would incinerate all the mice in less than 2 minutes, then I could return the robot kittens and get free burgers, pizzas and coke for 10 years.
6. A smart car that I could without a driver's licence get around in
7. I'd find a special kind of drug that would allow me to experience a 24 hour period as stretched out as long as i'm reading so I could read at least one long novel per day. And there'd still be 24 hours perceived that is for binging videos and answering questions here.
8. There'd be a special song that would always put me into a deep coma style sleep where I'd be dreaming so life like stuff it would be an entirely different sort of life where i'd be some kind of James Bond kind of person, or a ghost hunter with those eye wear that makes everything green.
9. A huge jacuzzi installed that would cure within a week all aches and pains
10. Paying of the bills would be reversed and they'd be paying me that amount I would have been paying them.
46-50, M
