Lesson learned #11

Women used to tell me all of the time “ Gee you’re funny and cute. I would date you, if you were a little bit taller.”

So I would wear boots with a bit of a heel.

Then women would tell me “Gee, you’re intelligent and handsome. I would date you if you weren’t so tall.”

So then I would wear sandals and slides.
I still couldn’t get a date.

I finally clued in a few years later. Women don’t care about a man’s height. It’s the footwear that counts!