There are only 2 things certain in life. 1. Death. 2. If you go to sleep in a tank top, when...

JesseInTX · 51-55, M

So no need for a top at all. Set them free 😉

SW-User

Both have escaped my life so far. Sorry if it happened to you, number 2.
If number 1 happened to you already, i'm outta here 🏃

AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M

does that happen alot to you? lmao

Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M

If you dream about eating marshmallow, you’ll wake up and find your pillow is gone.

AngelKrish · 26-30, M

You look well experienced 🤭

ElRengo · 70-79, M

Can´t grant the 2nd one would happen to me....

Reaverwolf · M

I think I am only subject to the first one

SomeMichGuy · M

LMAO Not expecting #2! Thank you! lol

BeachGirl47 · 26-30, F

Both are out if you sleep nude 👍

diablo · 51-55, M

AKA a Triple T: Tank Top Titties. 🤭

Barebum61 · 61-69, M

Tank tops for all women

MarineBob · 56-60, M

Sorry

VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M

😲😲😲

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Call me crazy, but option #2 is preferred wholeheartedly.

SW-User

This has given me a new take on life 🤔

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

I can't say two has ever happened to me.

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

This is 100% facts