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Some evening hallucination

Ok i know i joked in the morning about getting pregnant to avoid my period but now i am feeling nauseous as hell.. i feel like throwing up and a bit dizzy... I think i am virgin potato and i am pregnant with a divine potato 🥔
DrWatson · 70-79, M
The Quran says that it is blasphemy to claim that Allah had a son.

But it says nothing about whether Allah could have a potato .

So.....maybe?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@DrWatson It is really a shame that the Quran doesn't mention potatoes, it was part of the reason why i left Islam 🥔🥴
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@BittersweetPotato Finally! We get to the "root" cause of your apostasy!
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil SHUT UP. THIS POST IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 🥔😡
You must beware of those King Edwards....very sneaky potatoes.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Charming too 🥔🥴
Degbeme · 70-79, M
It`s not mine.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme NO 😡🥔 YOU MAY HAVE DONE THINGS TO. POTATO WHEN SHE WAS STAYING IN YOUR KITCHEN IN THE SUMMER 😡🥔
Degbeme · 70-79, M

 
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