Some evening hallucination

Ok i know i joked in the morning about getting pregnant to avoid my period but now i am feeling nauseous as hell.. i feel like throwing up and a bit dizzy... I think i am virgin potato and i am pregnant with a divine potato 🥔

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

The Quran says that it is blasphemy to claim that Allah had a son.

But it says nothing about whether Allah could have a potato .

So.....maybe?

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@DrWatson It is really a shame that the Quran doesn't mention potatoes, it was part of the reason why i left Islam 🥔🥴

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato Finally! We get to the "root" cause of your apostasy!

deadgerbil · 26-30

Smh!

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@deadgerbil SHUT UP. THIS POST IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 🥔😡

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

You must beware of those King Edwards....very sneaky potatoes.

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Charming too 🥔🥴

Degbeme · 70-79, M

It`s not mine.

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@Degbeme NO 😡🥔 YOU MAY HAVE DONE THINGS TO. POTATO WHEN SHE WAS STAYING IN YOUR KITCHEN IN THE SUMMER 😡🥔

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato 😈

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