I Believe Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional

I'll go to the store for the groceries I need but expect me to grab candy on the way out. I'm a bartender serving alcohol hours every night while talking about ther latest episode of a cartoon. I file my taxes right next to my Lego sets. I pay bills and play Legend of Zelda as a reward. I have a wife, a car, a home, and a whompa through rug from Star Wars.

I'm a 28 year old child. And I'm ok like that.