Top stories from my message requests:

Sublimeeyes wants to know what I think of his penis size. No further research has been done on this one.

V1llanous wants to do some bad things with me. Perhaps he is thinking of taking me to see a musical put on by mute people or something 🤷🏻

Lewis is naked in his bed and wants to share himself with me, he is apparently VERY attractive, but as yet I have no proof of this claim.

JohnOlinger wants to know what male celebrities I find hot. Obvs.

And rather troublingly, Mia2008 wants me to train her in face sitting as she is only 13. Some of you people are fucking gross.

And now for the weather, sunny with a 100% chance of dicks.

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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

Mine:

can we chat, Hello, Smileee, Hi, Martin Child, I have autism why be rude, Hey may I ask a question about something that happened to me? I rather...

Kuronekko · 41-45, F

@MartinTheFirst I hate the "may I ask a question" ones. You never know what's coming.

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Kuronekko Oh I always know what's coming. 🙄 I either have to rate their wife or they want to know what I think about gay sex.

Kuronekko · 41-45, F

@MartinTheFirst Or they want to tell you a story about how their family locked them in a shed.

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Kuronekko Naw that wouldn't stay in my requests for long, I gotta know the rest of the story!

Kuronekko · 41-45, F

@MartinTheFirst I didn't ask lol

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Kuronekko that "Martin Child" really gave me the hibijibis tho