I Want My Belly To Drag On The Floor

I'm not terribly far off from being able to do this on my hands and knees, but my ultimate fantasy is to be so gargantuanly fat that my belly drags across the floor as I walk. Or rather, try to walk. At that size, I think it'd be time to throw in the towel on the whole "walking" thing entirely and resign myself to an immobile life of lying in bed and gorging myself to greater and greater extremes.