I Had a Conversation With a Cow and It Bit Me

Actually Couldn't Stop Giggling... Growing up in a rural area of the world we had cows out in the fields behind the house.  My mother had told me to try something funny a few times and didn't really think to do it till one day my brother and I decided to give it a try.

We went out in the area next to the house where the cows were at this particular evening, they looked at us and we just laid down in the grass and didn't move.   It felt like hours but it may have only been a few minutes but the cows came over and very cautious sniffing and smelling, my brother and I started giggling, this made the cows hold back a little bit but they eventually came to see what this odd thing laying in their grass was doing..

The sniffing on the back of the neck tickled and them nudging us with their nose got the both of us laughing. 

My brother broke and made enough noise that they jumped back and looked at us weird...  Then when we got up to clean up from the licking of the cows tongue on our heads and backs they hustled to the other side of the field. 

They said something when they left and we were the talk of the cow yard that night...  LOL!!!