I Wish Happy Birthday To Gem1969

It'S My Friends Birthday Tomorrow... Cheap Birthday

This birthday card,
I just wanted to share.
Got it on sale,
but I won't tell you where.

I hope you're not thinking,
that I'm extra cheap.
I'm way beyond that,
this card you can't keep.

You have 15 more seconds,
so you better read fast.
This birthday card,
has been used in the past.

Birthday cards and gifts,
I try my best to reuse.
How about I lend you,
my stinky old shoes?

I promise I'll even,
throw in the socks.
When you're all done,
place back in the box.

Happy Birthday,
I'm not being cheap.
I'm pulling your chain,
it's all yours to keep.