I Want You to Know the Internet Will Be Closed For Maintenance

Oh no....have you heard about this???
what on earth we gonna do????
no .... You cant... Can you??
oh...
okay....
ill just wait here then ....
till it comes back on....
*taps fingers for a few seconds*

hummmm humm hummm

is it back yet???

*presses refresh button*

phew....
longest 12 seconds of my life...