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I Think Matt Smith Is An Awesome Dr Who

Amelia: If you're a doctor, then why does your box say "police"? [She gives him the apple. He bites it and spits it out.]The Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?Amelia: An apple.The Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.Amelia: You said you loved them.The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's my favourite. Give me yoghurt. [Amelia runs, retrieves yogurt and hands it to him. The Doctor opens it, gulps it down, then spits it out] I hate yogurt! Just stuff with bits in it.Amelia: You said that it was your favourite!The Doctor: New mouth, new rules. Its like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes wrooong! Ahh! [his body spazzes and jerks in different directions]Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?The Doctor: Wrong with me? Its not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something! [Amelia turns on the stove and cooks.] [drying hair with a towel] Ahh, bacon. [Eats it and spits it out] Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me? [Amelia cooking.] Ah, you see? Beans. [Eats then spits in sink.] Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans! [Amelia spreading butter on bread, looking skeptical] Bread and butter. [Smiling] Now you're talking. [The Doctor throws the plate of bread and butter out of the door like a Frisbee, cat howls, dog barks] And stay out![The Doctor paces in the kitchen while Amelia looks in the fridge.]Amelia: Got some carrots.The Doctor: Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. [Searching the fridge] I need...I need...I need...[pulls out a box of fish fingers] fish fingers [takes out a carton of custard] and custard!

 
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