I Love It When Telephone Salesman Panic

As some of my friends know...i live in a low lying area, that is liable for flooding ...

I had the water company come round...and they suggested they fit a non return valve to my waste pipeline....


The guy who come round a few weeks ago,, said he would put the order forward...and someone would be in touch....


Well ....
They didn't....





And id almost forgotten about it


Untill today....

When the phone rang....

"hi" said this voice...
"I'm phoning up for a customer satisfaction report...
To find out how our service was..
And was the engineer's polite and helpful..
Did they clean up after themselves...

And did they explain everything when they fitted the non return valve...."



I said one word...

"no".......






After a brief pause....he asked why....




I said "nobody has been round"


Another pause....




"I'm just looking at the computer and I see an engineer come round......."

Another pause.....




Ahhh.....he said....


"it appears ... We forget to send someone"....
Then he went from one sc<x>ript...hurriedly into another one...


The apologies sc<x>ript....




The added management speaks....

Using words like fast-track...and others that bypased me....

So hopefully someone will come round soon to fix our drain pipe....


Lol 😁